Did the senator shoot his “personal assistant” or “secretary” or “wife” or “cousin” or “former mistress?”

Thai senator shooting allegations tangled in odd details – globalpost.com, August 14, 2012
If you’ve read the BBC’s Web site, the Telegraph, pithy aggregator Gawker or even — yikes! — Global Post, you might be under the impression that a Thai senator accidentally shot his secretary with an Uzi submachine gun in a restaurant…