(dialing)
Man#1: Hey. It's me. It... umm... happened again.
Man#1: Well, this time, it's a... umm... dude.
Man#1: No, I didn't kill him!
Man#1: The Lizard killed him and then Ben Affleck killed the Lizard.
Ben Affleck: It was self-defense!
Ben Affleck: That thing was making fun of me.
Man #1: Yeah! Ben Affleck. I don't know why he's here.
Man #1: He crawled in the window at 6.30 this morning carrying a baby Komodo dragon under one arm and Kelly Ripa under the other.
Yeah. Kelly Ripa from 'Regis and Kelly'!
Kelly Ripa: We've got to cut this dead body up and put him in a bag.
Kelly Ripa: This is bad, man. Bad.
Man#1: Ripa! Chill. I'll handle this.
Man#1: Dude! Stop judging me. Just give me that phone number again.
Man#1 (voice over): Because that number is in my wallet.
Man#1 (voice over): And the wallet is "in" the dead dude!
Man#1: Yeah, he is on the bed.
Ben Affleck: Yo, man. Do you know anyone who wants to buy a suitcase full of panda meat?
(applauds)
Note:
1) Notice a Singha beer bottle in the hand of Man#1 in frame #1
2) In frame # 7, Ben Affleck is holding a Sawasdee Magazine with letters read Bangkok on the front page (only a k appears in the captured frame)
3) Kelly Ripa is a daytime talk show host, "Regis and Kelly"