Man#1: Hey, dude, it's me.
Yeah, I know. You were right. Thailand is crazy.
Man#1: Listen, there is a ... a situation.
Man#1: I took your advice. I got a hooker.
Man#1: No, Kevin, it was not awesome!
She came to my room and we started drinking this bottle of vodka with a coiled snake in it.
Man#1: The next thing I know, I woke up in the closet and she is not moving.
Man#1: Look, just shut up!
Man#1: What is the name of that guy?
Man#1: You know, that Dutch guy who helps clean up messes.
Man#1 (voice over): Thank you.
Man#1 (voice over): That's all I needed to know.