Odd turns of phrase from TNA

Odd turns of phrase from TNA - March 10, 2006
Nils points out these oddly humorous items from TNA:
1. Government plans lower death toll during Songkran Festival holiday
2. ...Those who have died will each receive Bt215,900, while those who have become physically disabled or mentally disordered will each receive Bt1.45 million... (Cabinet approves compensations for victims of 1973 student uprising - TNA, March 8, 2006)